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A blog is made to express oneself, so let's go! On October 8th, I had the bad, very bad idea to watch the french programme Zone Interdite (In fact, I was expecting the worst, and the worst happened). Here is what I learnt, in the same time as nice little human sheep who do not think by themselves (I'm no sheep I just watch the bubbish so I can retaliate!)

I call them sheep, because they all do the same things, think the same way and if one of them makes something stupid, the other sfollow...

       - Pierced, scarified and tatooed people are depressed ( they are compared with those brats who are REALLY depressed and hurt thmeselves by cutting their skin with a knife, scissors, screw driver, plow... because they have been raped, beaten, tortured...). The sheep don't consider that body modifications can be made in an artistic purpose. I Agree that we must be a bit (very little) masochist to make a piercing or a tatoo... But though I'm sometimes oversensitive, I experienced both and survived!!! And I know many people who did it, and it was an artistic decision!

        - Goths are all satanists. The exemples were totally great : a satanist "civil servant" whose face was not hidden and a not-pubescent-yet heavy metal band, whose members almost didn't know how to speak, and what they talked about! All were of course dressed in black. That makes me sick. the sheep will feel obliged to react... Here come the witch hunters!

     - the conclusion is : being a lolita is the solution! It's better to show one's thong to be integrated in the band of the most stupid popular girls, being under the threat of being raped by a 10 years older man. It's better to be a fashion victim (boy or girl) well integrated in the society and formated, wearing all the same clothes, as made in the same pan, thinking the same way... ! Being all that is better than be someone different, feeling well but dressing in black, listening to noisy music (okay, that may disturb the neighbours!!!), interested in art, whatever which one, and with a creative imagination...  I felt like watching TF1 , the channel for lobotomized people!

This one was made between October 3d and 8th! Not bad! I don't know when I can wear it... the next opportunity will be Halloween, but if I do so, there will be morons to tell me that clothes like this can only be worn on that day, because they don't look "normal..." And I belong to these people who would like to dress this way every day, without suffering stupefied frightened and hateful looks from the brainless idiots walking along! this doesn't mean I never dress like that, it happens, but people can be very unbearable...

That's the sketch before the creation of this major work of art (that's a joke! don't fire at me!)

I'm a secialist in making medieval shirts... I've made 7 of them, 3 short sleeved (2 for my boyfriend and one for a buddy). This one is for me, there will be a frill matching with the cuffs

I made it cause I really like the way it looks, and the color too... (I choose it!) But the probem is... I never wear bright colors! Therefor it's waiting to be worn!!! I have worn it once, for the annual week end of my roleplaying club, but after that... Don't be sad little dress : you're not the only one of my projects waiting in my closet. Not the first neither the last!

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This coat is made for... going out on evening! It's not water proof and the lining is very thin so i'ts not warm either! But It looks great though! It's tob e used in spring and summer, when the evenings are sweet

Here is my hooped petticoat, and the skirt made to go with. Looks great, huh? I LOVE doing all these stuffs! If only I could get money in doing this... Well in fact it's a joke, because if sewing became my job, I would have to make ugly suits for ugly old women... Which is... impossible.

Let's begin with my velvet bodice. I began working on it 8 years ago... Now it's completely done! And no, I didn't work on it all the time! I'm crazy but not tht much! I have begun in 1999, it'didn't look great (I took the wrong size so had to recut all the pieces...

That's it, I have a blog! One of my friend would say blogs are s***, but I wanted to put my pics online, and I am too lazy to make a real beautiful and clean website, so...